Wanna Stir Things Up A Bit. . . . . What Would Happen If Someone Made A Chocolate Mohammed ?

Wait a second what? Hey if it's made of chocolate I don't care what it's shape is.... It's a delicious candy treat for me to eat! Give me 7 minutes alone with it though, and if ya got a problem with it I'll fix it! Who made a chocolate Jesus Obama though? This is getting a little too weird. Politicians with fake Southern drawls and no Baptist roots pandering to a Baptist church in the deep south, Orson Wells 1984 dictating politics, and now I can't eat the ears off a chocolate bunny b/c I might have made the Lord go deaf? This is too much. I'm sorry I kinda miss the days of totally whacked out mud-slinging, as nasty as they were, at least they were marginally sane!